My people, watch before it gets taken off...

Fabio Lima Collection Part 2

Rest assured, the past weekend your bicycles and other ugly non-automobile ways of getting around have been safe. The animal aka Fabio got sick with shingles, but thankfully he is better.


The Collection continues by the way, I have multiple shots, I will post 2 at a time, periodically. Keep your panties on ladies. Although for him they can come off. It is not a problem.

How everyone should do shots!

Coming up, the Fabio Collection

Me and my team (ok its just me and whoever decides to roll with me when i go drinking on the weekends) have been working diligently on the Fabio Collection. This collection is a work in progress, and has been in the works for months. In fact, it is only the beginning..... we are still working on it.
Basically, my good friend Fabio is a menace to any bicycle, scooter, vespa,  the chinese delivery motorcycle which looks like the Harley Davidson for pussies, parked on the streets of NYC in the morning.

 Here is a sneak peak at this phenomenon. Much more coming soon.

If this is your bicycle, thanks for leaving the stupid chain on jackass. All my man wanted was a quick ride around the block but no, the bike would not move. Fuck you to the owner.

LOVE IT!

A picture is worth a thousand words. No description needed....

Who would want their wife back?

So someone did this poor poor man a favor. Guy made such a drastic mistake (marriage), but karma served him right. The years of sharing his stolen kfc (or now kgc?) chicken with billy and joey has payed off. Finally, someone took that nasty bitch away. Great excuse to get some fresh ass.... or at the very least try to get a shower so your own ass is finally fresh.

Anyway, this man is better then most, hes actually fighting for his wife back. He collected his 4 dollars and 22 cents and all he needs is a little more to get to that 5 dollars (yes my math sucks, fuck you, I was vice prez of my colleges math club for a semester however.....whos luaghin...ok ill stop).

Loved this pic.

Internet Craze

Son of a computer programmer, I am illiterate. Barely passed computer core class in college, I am still amazed at wtf twitter and facebook are. I cant believe you can write on a little keyboard and seconds later someone gets your messege on their own phone, and all this other junk.

I am venturing into the deep oceans however. I am tweeting like a motherfucker. I am downloading torrents and shit. Even got myself a bangbros password, FUCK viruses from shady porn sites, YES I am looking at you Biglatinaassandtitties.com.

On a serious note, my friend has developed a really cool concept, you tweet a link, and when you hookup adbrite or other account, you can get paid when people click on your link. Check it out : www.MyLinksMyAds.com ......... Also, I am back on twitter so please follow me at Twitter.com/alexecklin

Back to the NOT FORGOTTEN, but shamefully neglected

My main man over here is also on that internet grind. My dude got himself a paypal, so if you cheap ass business men who only carry hundreds can spare a 10 or a 20 through paypal hit him up.



*I may or may not be sharing profits with said homeless man. Dont hate.