Business Law Class Cauliflower Ear

Some Points -
- In wrestling sports, and rugby, athletes get cauliflower ear. My friend Fabio Lima showed me how to drain it, and I actually drain my own and several other peoples when they get it. It is gross at first, but doctors dont know shit. They do too much fancy shit, fuck that.
-This was from business law class, I drew A LOT in that class, the teacher emailed us that final grades are in and i am afraid to go look!
-Some people say cauliflower is the blackbelt of wrestling, others say it gets them laid.... I think it looks a little bit like a tumor growing out of your ear

ALOHA! Physiology....what? who cares, but theres burritos!

Some points-
- Aloha, brah. This is some surfing artwork from my hawaiian brother, David Lui. Also known as, hawaii number 1. Him and his friend came to train at shaolins, and our teacher loro (who in case you were following, won his last fight by technical knockout in a minute and a half) could not remember his name, so he called him hawaii number 1 and his friend hawaii number 2. Later, out of nowhere, like 10 more hawaiins came to train, and each one had a number, but I lost track after number 4.

-This was from physiology class. To be honest, I had a REALLY long day, so I wont even google that shit to tell you what it is...but I will tell you that surfing is much cooler, and much more important. While you surf, you can get a tan, which means that all you need to do is some gym time in, and then some laundry, and then your good baby. GTL FOR LIFE, NOT FORGOTTEN!

Whenever I have wack food in my house, and i am too broke to buy anything, and want to get really hungry so I can eat it, I ALWAYS watch this video. It is hawaii's own, BJ Penn eating. BJ Penn also said this genius quote - "Burritos are my life".

Homeless Person Graffiti on Table/Ninjas

Some points -
- This person has a fascination with homeless people, he wrote hobo a lot of times, and it looks like even wrote his own poem. This table is from the business classes/accounting classes section of brooklyn college. I am starting to think he should have become a poet, its marvelous.
-There is a ninja on the bottom left corner, need i say more?

Now here is a picture of one of my favorite homeless people, there are others who are closer to my heart...but this guy is definetely top 5.

Emotion graffiti 2.0

Some Points-
- It says "Why is it so hard to find someone who cares about you when it is easy to find someone who looks down on you" - Three Days Grace
- I hope a girl wrote this, its a pretty fruity for a guy to write something like that (nothing against you fruits out there)
- Why in the world dont I see no tupac quotes on my tables in class? I should start posting some of them myself! I would probobly write something like "All respect to those who break they neck to keep they hoes in check". NOW THATS A QUOTE!

-I never listened to 3 days grace, i googled how they look and I have no words. Looks like the twilight movie characters or something, with horrible fashion sense.

Alex Wildstyle and Mad Cow

Some points-

- I really dont remember what class this was from, I did not take any notes it looks like. Well my name is on it, so I must have wanted to take notes, just never got around to it.

- The wildstyle says Alex, and I drew a mad cow. I used to draw mad cows because of mad cow disease, it was a joke from when I was a teenager ( im turning 21 soon, i feel old).

- Heres a mad cow, I dont know who did it *looks around*

Bored in Economics class/ Greece/ Good luck to Loro and Shaolin!

Some Points-

-A lot of my work, which will still be uploaded in the near future, is influenced by something I do a lot- Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. A lot of my ideas for doodles come from it.

I train at Vitor Shaolin's school in Midtown NYC, and two of my coaches, Vitor Shaolin and Marcos Loro are fighting on the same day in Professional MMA. Shaolin for Strikeforce in St.Louis, and Loro for Washington Combat in Washington DC.
Shaolins: http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/templates/dailynews.asp?articleid=11485&zoneid=13
and his website is: http://bjjnewyorkcity.com/
Loros: http://www.washingtoncombat.com/
and his website is: http://www.marcoslorobjj.com/

I want to wish my coaches/friends the best of luck tommorow, as is clear on the notes from my macroeconomics class.

-My teacher said the funniest thing, so I wrote it down so I could tease a few people about it later - "Greece is what a lot of countries wish to be. A good liar that can get away with it.", but he said it with pure anger, and he is also like 90 years old, so it was hysterical. He also said the Euro will fall because of Greece, and some other stuff that I did not pay attention to.

The best drum solo ever, from a DJ

Ok, so although this has nothing to do with art (although the drum solo I would consider a work of art), this video was SO AMAZING, that I just had to share it with you guys.

This blog is 99% for artistic boredom, but 1% of things I CAN NOT resist, I will post.

This man is amazing, the best dj I ever heard, and I go clubbing a lot so obviously I hear a lot of djs! He WILL be present at my wedding (and shall I add I am jewish, so it will be a jewish wedding?!!?)

Business Law Class Table Graffiti pt. 2

Some points-

-This is part 2 of the same table, it looks like the same person wrote this, as the handwriting is similar.

-This says " I use to be love drunk, but now I'm Hungover. Love you forever, forever is over. We used to kiss all night, now its just a bar fight. Dont call me crying..." The rest is unreadable.

-I googled this quote, and I found out it is a song from "Boys Like Girls- Love Drunk".

-Not only is this character emo and crying about not getting a date, he listens to horrible music. Maybe if he listened to some good music, hed be getting broads.

This is the video from the song he quoted from:



This is what he needs to be listening to/watching to be gettin at them ladies:

Business Law Class Graffiti Table Part 1

Some Points-

-My business law class has tables full of graffiti, a lot of interesting ones, I took like 6 pictures today. None of this is my work.

-This says " I dont know who you are, but if you are reading this, I recently lost my dad... and the girl that I believe can help me heal wont go out with me. What do I do? Imagine your in my shoes"

Well my response to this poor fella would be as follows - "Sorry buddy for the loss of your dad, that is horrible, but the only person that will help you heal is yourself. If you think some ass will make you forget your dad, you might be right, but it will only be temporary. Instead of being emo all over brooklyn college tables, grab your balls and man up! Crying and asking for sympathy is NEVER the answer."

What is your answer to this fella?

This is what my boy Chris Brown said this guy should do, and no not THAT Chris Brown, my boy who trains BJJ with me. Watch this clip, its only 30 seconds.

Med School, Medical Ethics Class Doodles

This is the first art that was submitted to me by a friend.

Some points -

-This was done in med school, I am surprised more art is not submitted from med students, because I am sure the shit they are learning is BEYOND boring. However, they would probobly flunk if they did not pay attention the whole time, so I understand..... Med students, you are forgiven!

-Motinho, who submitted this, said that "I actually draw that stuff by accident like i start making shapes and see what it turns into".

-Besides being a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu affectionado, motinho looks like a prospect in the field of interior design, drawing lamps, lightbulbs and garbage cans on his break.

Thanks for this submission my friend, and I would LOVE to recieve and upload anyone elses, please email it!

Happy Mothers Day!

Without our moms, who would send us to school and make sure we attend the classes??? Thats right!

So part of this blogs success is thanks to my mother, and with that, here is a very cute quote I found --

"Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love" ~Mildred B. Vermont

Ugly John Lennon Lookalike from Music Class

Some Points:

-Me and some kids from class called this kid John Lennon, although he was a much uglier version.

-He would always come like 20 minutes before the class ended (it was a 3 hour class) and then raise his hand and try to show off to the teacher his "advanced music knowledge" and just trying to look and sound cool.

-I wrote "Bitch keeps moving", and then erased it. That note was directed to my friend sitting next to me who was watching me draw this kid, and I wanted to tell him I was frustrated because he could not sit still!

Girl Bored In Class

Post Number 4-

Some Points-

-In Music Core class last semester, we sat in a circle one day and the girl on the other side of the room from me, who resembled lady gaga, was falling in and out of sleep. It looked really funny so I drew her.

-She caught me looking at her many times and kept looking down, she probobly thought I was a creep.

-There was no bird on her shoulder, I drew that on just for fun.

-I drew another guy in the class who resembled an uglier john lennon, and I will post it tommorow.

The Diet Pepsi, (Spaceship?)

Post Number 3- The Diet Pepsi, (Spaceship?)

Some Points:
-Diet Pepsi, because it would just be insulting to draw a regular coke in my phys ed. gym class.

-While I was drawing this, I missed a few points, but i made the paper seem more complete with some question marks.

-I aced this class, got a B+

-I really do drink diet coke

Ed Hardy is WACK! Best thing to owning a house is PETS!!!

Post Number 2- Ed Hardy is WACK! Best thing to owning a house is PETS!!!

-This was from a Real Estate class, in 2009.

-The Design I made up based on an Ed Hardy tshirt I saw in class. It was meant to make fun of it, since I think Ed Hardy tshirts look like shit.

-There is a dog in the bottom, because during the notes I wrote down that pets are a non-financial advantage of owning a house. ARF ARF.

Macroeconomics Doodles (MD) The doctor of this website, the one that helped give birth.

Post Number 1- Macroeconomics Doodles (MD) The doctor of this website, the one that helped give birth.

Some Points:
-The Class is Macroeconomics. I had a test coming up, which i wrote down the chapters to study for.

-The wildstyle says QWYK, an old friend of mine who is now doing god knows what.

-Bottom is where my idea came. I thought, WOW, this took me a long time to do and it came out looking crazy! I think other people would like it. That is where my Blog idea started from.